China has a new president with the name Hu, which of course gives some
difficulties for english speaking people, especially the president of the
USA George Bush, whom you will know is everything but smart.
The following is an exchange of words between him and his advisor
Condoleezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you.
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi. Hu is the new leader.
George: That´s what I want to know.
Condi: That´s what I´m telling you.
George: That´s what I´m asking you. Who is the new leader of China.
Condi: Yes!
George: I mean the fellow´s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman.
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaaaddya´ asking me for?
Condi: I´m telling you. Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I´m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That´s the man´s name.
George: That´s Who´s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then Who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.
Condi: Kofi.
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don´t want Kofi?
George: No, but now that you mentioned it. I could use a glass of milk.
And then you get me the UN.
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Not Yassir. The guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk. Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call Who?
George: Who is the guy at the UN.
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get me on the phone.
Condi: (picking up the phone) Rice here!
George: Rice? Good idea. And some eggrolls too
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